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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Skylight Dreams


This cartoon was inspired by a small moment in real life. Recently, I was in a shopping mall and I noticed a single balloon trapped in a skylight. It seemed funny to me but a little sad at the same time. The balloon was a prisoner under a glass dome unable to float freely and join the sky.

 

 If we were in a philosophical mood, the trapped balloon could be seen as a metaphor for something preventing us from realizing our full ambition.



Tuesday, February 25, 2014

A Fish Tale

This week we're looking at a project from my Sculptural Processes class. In this class we spend half a semester in the wood shop training on all the various machines, and tools followed by half a semester in the Metal Shop learning how to weld and fabricate. I'm currently on the wood shop side.

We were tasked with creating a puzzle which would fit together without using any type of fasteners such as: nails, staples, or screws etc. We were only allowed to use wood glue and dowels. Special attention was to be placed upon the finished surface, which could be painted, stained, or waxed, but had to be very smooth and attractive. I chose to make a representational piece in the shape of a fish. Why a fish? Fish have smooth, streamlined contours which would be a challenge to create but also something that when properly sanded and finished would look and feel good to the touch. My puzzle was not designed as a problem in need of solving, but is a puzzle in the sense that all of the parts are interconnected and necessary in order for it to be complete.

I found some clean pine boards while on a class field trip to a wood reclamation facility run by our city. Contractors and builders donate usable materials from job sites, restorations, and tear downs; then the city allows citizens to take as much as they want. This is done in an effort to cut down on the amount of building materials going into the landfill. 
     


I laminated the boards together at home with wood glue in order to be ready to start work the next day in the shop. The glue has to dry at least 12 hours in order to be workable, but it does not become structurally sound for 24 hours. In the shop a band saw was used to cut the basic body shape. I then cut the body into four pieces...this was a miscalculation. I should have left the body intact for as long as possible as I sanded it into shape, and then cut it apart to be re-aligned in a life-like position. Oh well. It all worked out in the end as you will soon see.

All of the contouring was done using sanding machines of different sizes and with different surfaces, one of which has a 24" disk! The final shaping was done using a hand-held power sander, and the final detailing was accomplished with good old-fashioned hand sanding, and lots of elbow grease. 


The ends of the body pieces were  sanded at angels so when they fit together the fish would be in a natural looking position with a slight curve to it.






The fins and tail were made with a separate laminate of pine wood boards that had a slightly reddish tint to them. With a light stain those parts would have a different tone in contrast to the body. Round wooden balls were purchased to serve as the eyes.
This exploded view shows how the dowels are set up to hold everything together. It was important to me to have all the parts fit snugly as possible. Getting the fins to fit tight up against the curves of the body was much more difficult than anticipated, but totally worth the effort. After the last of the fine sanding and fitting was complete, Tung Oil was used on the body, and a light stain applied to the fins, tail and eyes.


A dark stain was use for the base.


 A big fish in a small pond!


During the class critique I was asked by a student what kind of fish is it supposed to be. I answered with, "its a Striped Pinewood Croaker; a fish that is often heard but rarely seen." That got a big laugh.

Later that day, someone made a solid offer to purchase the piece. I will sell it at the end of the semester but first I want to do a little more fine tuning and tweaking. Then take more photos for documentation, and live with my creation for a little while. Then I'll be happy to let it go to someone else to enjoy.




Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Hog Wild

Americans are behaving as if they have discovered bacon for the very first time. The entire country is caught up in it's new found bacon lust. For many people bacon is truly the food of the gods. Is this national obsession an organic occurrence, or just brilliant marketing by the Pork Producers of America? Who knows? Bacon memes abound as do bacon related novelty items such as: bacon flavored toothpaste, bacon soda, and lip balm. Nothing creates a more romantic atmosphere than a bacon scented air freshener or candle. Yum! The holiday season is now made even more special with bacon themed ornaments on the Christmas tree.

When Americans get involved in something, they really own it!

 

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Pieces of Mind

This is a collage that has been hanging on my wall for a long time. I never seem to tire of it, and it has moved from place to place with me over the years.

It measures 18" by 48"and was made the old-school way...by hand. No Photo shop or Google images were used. Its a slow and thoughtful process to collect images, words, and phrases, that resonate with you on some level.

One fine day when it appears as though there is enough material, you sit down, trim everything out, and put it all together. There is no randomness about the collection process or the final assembly. If I recall correctly the main sources for my imagery came primarily from: TV Guide, Reader's Digest, Rolling Stone, The Weekly World News. and a few other sources I can no longer recall.


Take a look and see what you can find. I encourage you to create your own as well. Just make it for yourself, with no expectations except to enjoy the process. And remember, you are not required to share it with anyone else.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Cover Tunes

This week we'll look at last semester's final project for my Illustration class. The assignment was to create an album cover. Not a CD cover, but a 12" x 12" jacket for a vinyl LP. The idea was to combine two completely divergent musical styles, and create a band name that would indicate what genres are being cobbled together. The first name I chose was "The New Age Red-Necks" which I soon changed to "Angels Wear Mullets". We had our choice of medium, and I went with acrylic paint as I had not used them in a while and I needed bold, psychedelic colors. The title of the Angels Wear Mullets LP is "Off-Road 2 Atlantis".


Note the truck's mud-flap. Instead of the stereotypical, busty, nude woman in silhouette; this woman is seated as if meditating in the Lotus position.

On the back cover are images of the individual band members and what they play. 



The mud-flap woman appears again on the disc label where the songs are listed. The part I enjoyed the most on this project was generating fun song titles, and naming the band members.





I received a good grade on this project. There was high praise for my concept however I need to continue working on my painting technique.

Like many others of a certain age I grew up listening to vinyl records. CDs and MP3s have some advantages but I really miss the warmth of the analog recording process; along with the often times amazing art that adorned the album jackets. On CDs there is just not enough space for a decent image, and most detail gets lost. It just lacks the visual impact of a traditional rock LP cover.

There were artists in the 60's and 70's who used to make their entire living by designing album covers. Many of these became iconic images that helped define the genre and the times. For most creative types the idea of creating album art for a favorite band would be a dream come true.This project gave me a taste of what that would be like.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Who's Your Daddy?

As my regular readers know I don't normally do topical subjects due to their extremely short shelf life. But in this case I feel compelled to comment.

Miley Cyrus was one of the most overexposed and least interesting celebrities of 2013. Its wishful thinking but, lets hope the public tires of her un-original antics and that she fades away soon.

 
However, one cannot avoid asking the question; What is it with that freakish tongue of hers? I'm not sure its even a tongue. It looks to me like she's trying to eat a very large snake-- head first, and hasn't quite finished swallowing it yet.

I have my doubts that Billy Ray Cyrus is her real father. I think a paternity test is in order. My money is on Gene Simmons.